Monday, November 2, 2009

There will be a murder today...

This could be about my trip. This week will be instrumental in seeing what's going on with that.

In related news-

When a bank transaction proceedes as follows, why do we even have them??

ME (played by me): I would like to pay for something.
Bank (played by every buck passing moron you've ever met): Yes, do you have the money?
ME: Yes I do.
Bank: Yes, I agree you do.
ME: Thank You. You are an amazingly helpful bank. (pays for something important)
Bank: Oh, you didn't have the money to do that.
ME: Yes I did and you agreed with me!
Bank: Has anyone ever said something to you and it was entirely not true? That's what I did.
ME: I know exactly where the money came from and exactly when it showed up in my account.
Bank: Lies.

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